PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the